"Dr. Mid-Nite’s probably going to come find me and beat me up. … I think I could take him."
i cant handle this
Barbara Gordon compilation in Young Justice #24
Wow, THAT was quitck!
Physically strong woman fighting. ;)
And she’s fighting Match. She’s fighting against a Kryptonian clone and still managing to hold her own.
but what does the phantom do with 20,000 francs a month cause i don’t really think he gets out much
Tokay wine and fancy coffins.
Gun powder and candles
New make up for the bride in the mirror
Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.
Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto
DON’T FUCK WITH WONDER WOMAN
Nightwing Annual #2
Three pages that shows why Superman is the greatest super hero of all time. He manages to be good, kind and careful all the time and with everyone.
No disaster too small.
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
jesus has his feet washed and anointed by a woman a), he washed the feet of his disciples b) and the bible has been translated c)
Okay. I have seen this so many times and I’m about to lose my shit.
The Bible, being largely prose and poetry often employs euphemisms when discussing subjects that were sensitive at the time. UNHEARD OF I know, but bear with me. Sometimes it refers to penises as columns, but if you genuinely believe every time the Bible mentions a column it means dick, you’re sorely mistaken. Feet in Hebrew texts are pretty flexible, “to water the feet” is to piss, to “sleep at someone’s feet” could mean intercourse, AND HEY SOMETIMES WASHING OF THE FEET IS LITERALLY WASHING OF THE FUCKING FEET.
FURTHERMORE. The Bible is comprised of different books, written by different people, in different languages, and those languages have different words with different meanings. The books of John and Luke, where most of the feet washing occurs, were written in Greek, not Hebrew.
Aside from that, let’s shut the hell up and look at the context:
If you have ever had to walk over dirt and sand in sandals, then you know how uncomfortable and dirty your feet would be after a day’s journey. Your sandals are made of animals skins, so they would be utterly filthy and never worn inside. It was customary for the lowest servant of the household to then wash your feet so you’re not tracking mud throughout the house. And if you’re expecting guests, it was a sign of love and respect to wash their feet once they entered your home.
So yeah, it’s either group hand jobs (which seems TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE for devout Jewish teenagers in antiquity) or it was an act of humility and devotion. It was a demonstration of being a servant to your fellow man. It was shocking, not because it was sexual in nature but because he put himself on the floor, a position reserved for the lowest in servitude.
Like, if you legitimately believe he was going around and bathing people’s genitals I don’t even know what to do with you Tumblr. I don’t evennnnnn knowwwwwwwwwwww
In the Tumblr textpost system, historically inaccurate offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the We Actually Know Shit, Please Cut it Out Unit. These are their stories.
"Pass. Batcave’s crowded enough!" -Robin, Young Justice
Hey Princess Clubbers!
It’s time to choose another avatar picture!
I will be selecting a tumblr user at random to select the new current avatar for The Official Princess Club! ALL club members are eligible except for Rapunzel and Flynn together. REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ELIGIBLE TO PICK.
PLEASE keep in mind the characters who have yet to be featured at all:
- Princesses: Cinderella, Aurora, Belle, Tiana
- Princes: Florian, Prince Charming, Prince Phillip, Adam (Beast), John Smith, Shang, Naveen, Kristoff
- Companions: Sven, Olaf, Flounder, Sebastian, Max (Eric’s Dog)
Avatar picture history can be found here. Reblog and fight for your favorite!
~~creates the shittiest gif in the fandom and posts it anyway~~
Well, it’s a start!
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